If Melbourne was a person, what would they be like?


Let’s pretend for a moment that Melbourne is a living, breathing human with a personality.

What would they be like? How would they act? Would you be hang out with them often, and where? What hobbies would they have?

Let’s see if we can create Melbourne, the person, in the comments below…


  1. Mr Melbourne is a slightly overweight, well-off banker or stockbroker who wears a blue jacket over cream trousers and his school tie. He is misogynistic, sexist and racist although he would never admit it.

  2. Somewhat modest and quietly pleased about that. No need to scream self-promotion, just happy to go about being gorgeous, creative, friendly and inclusive while being alert to those myriad things that need improvement.

  3. Into fashion, a foodie, coffee drinker, passion for sports is how I’d view Mr/Ms Marvelous Melbourne.

  4. Melbourne would be pure excitement, full of life, and the world at her feet. She would be entertaining people from all over the world and people would always make sure they would come to visit her. Melbourne is just a bursting bubble everyday, with something new to do. Melbourne is my best friend forever.