They’re the venues that carefully stand aside while you violently throw up all over the bar, clean it off, then gladly serve you yet another jug of beer.
The pubs with dodgy couches so crusty, you’re certain you’ve caught genital lice by sitting on them.
The pubs that inexplicably remain open in the face of Department of Health inspections.
You would never invite a girlfriend or boyfriend to any of these venues – but somehow, they’re all awesome. What is Melbourne’s most awesomely dodgy venue, what antics have you seen when you’ve been there, and what makes them so fantastic?